“Hi, I’m supposed to be taking Portraits today.” I say and smile. “I just need to know where I need to setup.” “Oh. Well, we canceled that.” The Man says as he barely looks up from his desk. “Didn’t they tell you?” “No, no they didn’t.” I say and let a little sigh escape. It’s …
Monthly Archives: April 2010
Popular Portraits and The Assembly Line Portrait
“I brought in this book to show you.” The New Mom says as she flips open an Anne Geddes coffee table book with a photo of a sleeping baby balanced on top of a giant pumpkin. “Can you take a portrait like this?” “Well, it’s possible.” I say as I look at the photo, “If …
Formal Portriats-That’s Soo 1890
“I don’t want any of unnatural poses.” The Old Man says as he sits own and turned his face directly into the camera. “I hate those sideways shots.” “You love mug shots then do you?” I say with a smile. “Because that’s the style of portrait you want.” I take a Mug Shot of the …
I Hate This Job
“So, do you enjoy your work?” The Wife says as I bustle about arranging lights and backgrounds. “Most of the time it’s fun.” I say and smile my genuine fake smile. “You don’t seem too happy.” She says. “For crying out loud.” The Husband says. “It’s his job. He’s here to work, not to have …
