Tag Archives: portrait photography

Your Appointment is When?

“Where here to have our portraits taken.” The Woman says in a sing song voice as I am putting the last piece of equipment into the back of my van. “Sorry.” I say. “As you can see, we’re done for the day.” “My appointment was at 8:00 and it’s 7:45 now.” The Woman says.  “Your […]

Karl Taylor Photography Masterclass DVDs

“So how come you don’t work for National Geographic?” The Subject says in what appears to be all sincerity.  “I think you would be good at it.” “Thanks.” I say with a bit of a laugh.  “But if I could get a job at National Geo, I wouldn’t be here.” Karl Taylor’s DVDs are porn […]

Another Know It All

“When I was the Manager at XYZ Portraits.” The Assembly Line Portrait Photographer says. “We didn’t do Shoots like this one.  We only did ‘healthy’ accounts.” “Oh yeah?” I say in my usual here-we-go-again voice. “And what makes an Account Heathy?” “Well, for one thing, if half the parking lot is Handicapped Spaces, we wouldn’t […]

Suggestions?

I am going to keep track of ideas for future blog posts with this blog page. I welcome suggestions from anyone out there who would like to suggest a topic. I am going to use the following guidelines: 1. Please use the Comment function on Assembly Line Portraits to suggest anything you think sounds interesting. […]