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Pick Your Battles

“I don’t burn CDs at home because I don’t think my battery will last that long.” The grumpy old Assembly Line Portrait Photographer says. “Yeah, these batteries suck.” I say, not raising to the bait that it makes no sense to run the laptop on battery power. “Most people ask-Why don’t you just plug the […]

Make Me Look Thin-The Fat Lady Said

“I’m not doing that, that’s stupid.” said the woman when I asked her to put her hand near her face in a classic hand pose. “Oh go on.” I say in a slightly teasing voice. “Trust me, it only takes a second.” “Ok, but I guarantee I won’t like that one.” The hand pose is […]